Good day. How are you. Right. So why are footpaths so dirty! Why don’t they turn up on time. And why aren’t there enough of them!
And why aren’t I asked these questions on TV. Why isn’t my photo in the paper every day. Why don’t people point and recognise me…..”Hey, it’s him! President of the PUBLIC FOOTPATH USERS ASSOCIATION!”

Last New Years Eve there weren’t enough footpaths for people to get home along! So how come more weren’t provided? Surely the bloody authorities know there’ll be bigger crowds! So what do they expect old ladies and pregnant women to do – walk on the roads? In some parts of Altona there’s no bloody footpaths at all! You have to get a taxi. And who can afford that?

Anyway, here’s my meme. This is my newspaper (without a photo of me in it!), this is some small change I dumped on the table, and these are my toe nail clippings.

Okay? Now Shutup!

Posted at 5.45 p.m.
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Not much to report today, I’ll probably go to Footscray Mall and hunt around for a few bumpers. “Got a light mate?” That’s what I’ll say – to the other deadbeats mooching around. Then I’ll sit on a bench with a few of them and have a bit of a sing song. Chattanooga Choo Choo is always very popular. Can’t think why. Maybe they’d like to be on their way there. Or on their way to anywhere? Who knows?

ciao, darlings.
(And I love you all. So much.)